Well, this is embarrassing…
We just had a major rush on our inventory, so we had to pause our free giveaway.
We need to catch our breath, and will likely run our offer again soon after we get our legs under us.
As tempting as it is to ask for your email, we’re not going to, because that might just look greedy.
So, please feel free to check this offer later to see if it has resumed.
If you really want us to contact you by email when we resume, feel free to let us know at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thanks for your patience while we catch our breath!